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The Top Ten Tombstone Sayings

13 Mar Posted by in People | Comments

Below are the top ten epitaphs on peoples tombstones:

  1. Ian Matthews Born near 1970 in Ontario Canada
    I told you I was sick!
  2. Harry Edsel Smith of Albany , New York :merv-griffen-funny-tombstone
    Born 1903–Died 1942.
    Looked up the elevator shaft
    to see if the car was on the way down.
    It was.
  3. In a Thurmont, Maryland , cemetery:
    Here lies an Atheist,
    all dressed up and no place to go.
  4. On the grave of Ezekial Aikle
    in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:
    Here lies Ezekial Aikle, Age 102.
    Only the good die young.
  5. In a California, US cemetery:
    Merv Griffin (TV producer and star)
    I will not be back
    after this message
  6. In a Ribbesford, England , cemetery:robert-clay-allison-funny-tombstone
    Anna Wallace
    The children of Israel wanted bread,
    And the Lord sent them manna.
    Clark Wallace wanted a wife,
    And the Devil sent him Anna.
  7. Robert Clay Allison:
    1840 – 19887
    He Never Killed A Man
    That Did Not Need Killing
  8. A lawyer’s epitaph in England :
    Sir John Strange.
    Here lies an honest lawyer,
    and that is Strange.
  9. Anna Hopewell’s grave
    in Enosburg Falls , Vermont :
    Here lies the body of our Anna,
    Done to death by a banana.
    It wasn’t the fruit that laid her low,
    But the skin of the thing that made her go.
  10. Quniaron Bellthing
    Well this was fun,
    let’s dit again sometime.


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