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The Top Ten Funny Report Card Comments Made by Teachers

06 Sep Posted by in Jokes, Opinion, Work | Comments

These are actual comments made on students’ report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!):

  1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
  2. I would not allow this student to breed.These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!)
  3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
  4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. (my favorite…)
  5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
  6. The student has a ‘full six-pack’ but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
  7. This child has been working with glue too much.
  8. When your daughter’s IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
  9. If this student were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.
  10. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

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