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The Top Ten Children’s Letters To God

19 Mar Posted by in Jokes | Comments

letters-to-god-roomsletters-to-god-dieingBelow are the top 10 letters to god written by kids:

  1. I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church.  Is that ok?
  2. Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones.  Why don’t you just keep the ones you’ve got now?
  3. In bible times, did they really talk that fancy?
  4. I think about you sometimes even when I am not praying.
  5. I bet it is hard for you to love everyone in the world.  There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
  6. Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter.  There is nothing good in there now.
  7. If you watch in church on Sunday, I will show you my new shoes.
  8. Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each so much if they had their own rooms.  It works with my brother.
  9. Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
  10. Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.


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