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The Top Funny Ten T-Shirt Joke Sayings

01 Mar Posted by in Jokes | Comments

Below are the top ten sayings written on t-shirts:

  1. If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted… hey… how about some ice cream
  2. Cleverly disguised as a responsible adulttshirt-sayings
  3. Real Bear Hugs are often fatal
  4. There are three kinds of people who do math, those that can and those that can’t
  5. An apple a day can keep anyone away, if thrown hard enough
  6. I moustache you a question, but I will shave it for later
  7. I would be unstoppable if not for Physics and Law Enforcement
  8. Guns Don’t Kill People, Dads with Pretty Daughters Do
  9. Dear Alcohol; We had a deal, I pay for you and you make girls prettier, me smarter and everyone a better dancer.  I saw the video and we have to talk!
  10. I’d tell you go to Hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day


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