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The Top 10 Funny Comments Made by Police Officers

06 Sep Posted by in Jokes, People | Comments

These are actual comments made by Police Officers in 2013. The comments were taken off actual police car videos around the United States:

  1. “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.”
  2. “If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.”
  3. “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”funny-bad-cop-police-comments
  4. “Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that’s the speed of the bullet that’ll be chasing you.”
  5. “You don’t know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?”
  6. “Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.”
  7. “The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?”
  8.  “Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop.”
  9.  “Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.”AND THE WINNER IS…
  10. “You didn’t think we give pretty women tickets? You’re right, we don’t.. Sign here.


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