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Murphy’s Other 10 Laws

11 Jun Posted by in Jokes, People | Comments

You know Murphy’s Law; ‘anything that can go wrong, will go wrong’, but did you know that Murphy had 10 other laws:

  1. george-stupid-peopleLight travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
  2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
  3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
  4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
  5. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
  6. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool
  7. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
  8. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone from California would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
  9. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
  10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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