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16 Nov Posted by in Jokes, Videos | Comments

Video: The Best Sign Sayings

Here at www.TheTopTen.ca we like to shake it up once in a while so this list 10 sign saying but the video we made has 17 and the pictures have 12.  So without further adieu, here are the best funny sign sayings: I child proofed the house, but the kids still got in I was […]

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24 Jun Posted by in Jokes, Opinion, Videos | Comments

What are the Top Ten Nicknames for Donald Trump?

The Donald certainly likes to give others little nicknames to drill them down and remind us all that grade 4 was not so long ago. Below is the list of the top 10 best nicknames others have given Donald J Trump: The Golden Wrecking Ball – Sarah Palin Expired bottle of Sunny-D – The Daily […]

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15 Feb Posted by in Jokes, People | 1 comment

Top 10 Donald Trump Jokes

In 2015 Donald J Trump announced he was running for President and everyone laughed.  By early 2016, no-one was laughing.  His politics of division has gained traction in the Republican Party base.  Mexicans are rapists and murderers while women are bitches is just too much for many… but supporters claim he is the only one […]

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14 Feb Posted by in Jokes | Comments

The Top 10 Funniest Puns

Puns are the home plate of every good father… but everyone else hates them.  So here are the funniest puns in the world: The person that invented the door knocker, just received the No-Bell prize What do you get after playing a flute for 3 hours?  Minstrel cramps What is the tallest building in EVERY […]

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14 Feb Posted by in Jokes, Videos | Comments

The Top 10 Volkswagen Jokes

In April 2014 a the University of West Virginia completed emissions tests on Volkswagen cars and found that its diesel engine was operating far beyond the limits of the law and 40 times worse that it was supposed to.  They reported their findings to the EPA in the US and by December 2014, VW had responded with […]

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14 Feb Posted by in Jokes | Comments

The Top 10 Lada Jokes

Lada Signet was the Russian (USSR to be more accurate) version of Fiat 124 that was built during to cold war all of the way through to 2007.  They were reviled by nearly everyone.  I recall reading a story about the lead Lada engineer going to visit the first Lada factory and tearing up at […]

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10 Feb Posted by in Jokes, Videos | Comments

VIDEO: The Top Ten Dumbest Things Ever Banned

Yes, this is a crazy list of things that have been banned from various governments and schools.  These are nutty stupid, paternalistic, top down, insane, leftist, I know better than you do, controlling, fun killing, 1984 style, rules and laws: France – Ketchup Iran – Western Hair Styles Schools Everywhere – Ball Games and anything else that […]

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06 Sep Posted by in Jokes, People | Comments

The Top 10 Funny Comments Made by Police Officers

These are actual comments made by Police Officers in 2013. The comments were taken off actual police car videos around the United States: “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.” “If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.” “If […]

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06 Sep Posted by in Jokes, Opinion, Work | Comments

The Top Ten Funny Report Card Comments Made by Teachers

These are actual comments made on students’ report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!): Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. I would not allow this student to breed. Your child has delusions […]

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11 Jun Posted by in Jokes, People | Comments

The Top Ten Hillary Clinton 2016 Jokes

Below are the top 10 Hillary Clinton jokes: One big difference between Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush. One of them doesn’t mind if you use her last name. . “President Obama said Hillary Clinton is approaching one million frequent flier miles in her job as Secretary of State. Though even that can’t get her upgraded […]

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11 Jun Posted by in Jokes | Comments

The Top 10 Rick Perry Jokes

Below are the top 10 jokes about Texas Governor Rick Perry who has again in 2015 announced his candidacy for President of the US: Perry is a mix between George W. Bush and Yosemite W. Sam. JIMMY KIMMEL . I’m not sure Rick Perry understands Thanksgiving either. When they asked him if he was going […]

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11 Jun Posted by in Jokes, People | Comments

Murphy’s Other 10 Laws

You know Murphy’s Law; ‘anything that can go wrong, will go wrong’, but did you know that Murphy had 10 other laws: Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak He who laughs last, thinks slowest. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. Change is […]

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19 Mar Posted by in Jokes | Comments

The Top Ten Children’s Letters To God

Below are the top 10 letters to god written by kids: I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church.  Is that ok? Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones.  Why don’t you just keep the ones you’ve got now? In bible times, did they really talk that fancy? […]

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01 Mar Posted by in Jokes | Comments

The Top Funny Ten T-Shirt Joke Sayings

Below are the top ten sayings written on t-shirts: If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted… hey… how about some ice cream Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Real Bear Hugs are often fatal There are three kinds of people who do math, those that can and those that can’t An […]

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01 Mar Posted by in Jokes | Comments

The Top Ten Variations of the Name Bob

Bob is one of the most common English names on Earth and while it is loosing popularity in the 21 century, it is still a powerhouse.  Robert/Bob was in the top ten names given to boys in the United States for nearly 50 years (1925-1972). Below is the definitive list of the Top Ten derivatives […]

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01 Mar Posted by in Jokes, Videos | Comments

Video: The Top Ten Letterman Top 10’s

David Letterman may not have invented the top 10 list but he certainly popularized.  Below are The Top Ten Late Night With David Letterman show Top 10’s: The Top Ten Peices of Advice For Kids presented by Eminem The Top Ten names of real Californian’s: The Top Ten Things You Don’t Want to Hear in […]

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19 Jan Posted by in Jokes | Comments

The Top Ten Wife Jokes from Rodney Dangerfield

Below are the The Top Ten Wife Jokes from Rodney Dangerfield: Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.  She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.. We also sleep in separate beds.  Hers is in California, and mine is in Texas.. I take my […]

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